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electric guitar is such an Experience man… even with nothing in the signal path, even when completely unamplified. solid body forever

what the fuck guitars have aim assist for pitch. i can't believe fretboards actually Work and are this easy to use. i somehow was under the mistaken impression that it was just a guide

call it cope but i think i prefer having online friends to local irl ones even if i wish we could meet more often and just walk into eachother's rooms, it's complicated

shady guy trying to sell you a beat-up obscure guitar enthusiastically tells you it's “slept on”, but you're having none of it. as you begin to zone out while staring at his face incredulously, you suddenly notice he has an unusual pattern of six long, parallel scars on his cheek

i think every shopping mall layout planner should wake up one morning with their soul suddenly separated from their body at a random location within the largest mall they've designed and have to walk at a snail's pace in endless circles until they find their soul

I HAVE BOUGHT A FUCKINg GUITAR

have you considered ducks today. they're very very good. they put the “quack” in “aquatic bird”

today in being an emulator developer:

i have a website where, if you developed old iphone games, you can contact me to give permission to redistribute them outside the app store (legally)

someone ignored the “developer” and “permission” bits and SENT ME AN ACTIVISION TITLE!

guitar where the strings are replaced with long thin metal tubes that are capacitative touch sensing surfaces and some kind of cursed electronics interpret the touches in the fret area as fretting and below that as strumming or picking somehow. solid-state, headless and tailless

she tele on my caster until i [neck pickup noises]