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lmao apparently almost all the docs on developer.apple.com now have the “This documentation contains preliminary information about an API or technology in development. […]” warning, because all the iOS APIs are also in visionOS, and visionOS is in beta

very grateful to montenegro for tolerating my silly domain hack

32 registers? 3-operand instructions?

impossible. APX must stand for April Fools X86 extension

touchHLE finally has a compositor!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

the good: with a little bit of extra work, UIKit will be meaningfully usable (for very, very simple apps)

the bad: i had to use glReadPixels() for an uncommon case 😱

the ugly? i already told you, i had to use glReadPixels()

https://github.com/hikari-no-yume/touchHLE/commit/54cee560de1f98cb864e8904a92a360a14c29c88

oh my god. rust's “clippy” can now detect unused variables that are propagated during recursion. c compilers have always let me down here!! society if everyone used rust…

knows how to write

email as a means of

understand what

I don't

you mean, there's

nothing wrong with

communication, everyone

emails

what i'm taking away from this is that oppenheimer was a real #girlboss

as you may have noticed i think custom emoji are the best thing since sliced bread

“kilroy was here” is a common historical misconception. the lettering looks like “kirloy” due to messy handwriting and people thought it was a misspelling of “kilroy”, but it actually expressed the us soldiers' unwavering belief in the antifascist warrior braver than the troops

the italians: [pointing at 🍅] golden apple
me: i mean it is vaguely apple shaped
the french: [pointing at pomegranate] grenade apple
me: what
the french: [pointing at 🥔] earth apple
me: [crying] you can't just point at anything and call it an apple
the french: [pointing at 🍊] chinese apple
me: A CHINESE APPLE WOULD BE A MANDARIN