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hey, do any of you know audio hardware stuff? i have a keyboard with a 6.35 mm (1⁄4 in) audio output. i believe it's stereo (trs). i want to record it without horrible usb interference noise, so i want something with uhhh some kind of isolation? (what is that called). what do i buy. i would prefer to spend less than 100 €

ME: [interviewing for a job at Intel]
INTERVIEWER: you're Ms…?
ME: Ms Microarchitectural-Conditions, yes.
INTERVIEWER: [eyes narrow] you wouldn't happen to be named Complex?
ME: no, no, that's my sister. my name is Simple.
INTERVIEWER: oh thank god

lmao apparently almost all the docs on developer.apple.com now have the “This documentation contains preliminary information about an API or technology in development. […]” warning, because all the iOS APIs are also in visionOS, and visionOS is in beta

very grateful to montenegro for tolerating my silly domain hack

32 registers? 3-operand instructions?

impossible. APX must stand for April Fools X86 extension

touchHLE finally has a compositor!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

the good: with a little bit of extra work, UIKit will be meaningfully usable (for very, very simple apps)

the bad: i had to use glReadPixels() for an uncommon case 😱

the ugly? i already told you, i had to use glReadPixels()

https://github.com/hikari-no-yume/touchHLE/commit/54cee560de1f98cb864e8904a92a360a14c29c88

oh my god. rust's “clippy” can now detect unused variables that are propagated during recursion. c compilers have always let me down here!! society if everyone used rust…

knows how to write

email as a means of

understand what

I don't

you mean, there's

nothing wrong with

communication, everyone

emails

what i'm taking away from this is that oppenheimer was a real #girlboss

as you may have noticed i think custom emoji are the best thing since sliced bread