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a comfie is when your oomfie is wearing clothes that just look reallllll cozy and you're kinda jelly and/or think it'd be fun to cuddle

has matt mullenweg ever heard of “promissory estoppel”. that's the legal concept in common law that you can't promise something and then go back on your word if someone actually relied on that promise. just. throwing that one out there

i'm not actually healthier i'm just insane in a more socially acceptable way

zoomf is such a good word i need to find excuses to use it. been talkin to one of my zoomfs the last day or so it's been fun

sees figure in a long yelllow jacket walking towards me oh fuck oh shit shes finally coming for me it was nice knowing you

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ENTERING MY GRAINY POTATO PHONE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF CONSTRUCTION CRANES AND FEHRNSEHTURM ON AN CHILLY AUTUMN WINTER NIGHT ERA WE ARE SO FUCKIN BACK FOLKS

[crossposting from twitter 6 hours late]

baby goat street :3

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turns out there are fedi cops on twitter. like people who will look up who's banned your fedi instance in order to dunk on you on twitter. this is hilarious to me.

as cardinal richelieu said, give me a list of six instances blocking an honest fedi user's single-user instance, and i shall find something in a comment with which to hang her

Something Happened on twitter, and i entered the longest most productive and emotionally significant period of hyperfocus of my life, and channeled my anger and sadness into creative ends, and what came out was this blog post that's… very plausibly the longest thing i've ever written in one sitting, and somehow the most coherent and digestible. it's about what's happening to twitter. please read it. i poured my heart into it. https://hikari.noyu.me/blog/2024-10-02-the-algorithm-is-killing-twitter-and-its-driving-me-insane.html

twitter is basically like a website for public stonings but the stones are replies and quote tweets and the people being stoned obviously deserve it because neuroatypical queer people are conveniently disposable and we need not interrogate our cringe and outrage reflexes at all