social.noyu.me

might fuck around and read the qu'ran, i got told arabic jesus is way cooler and wanna check that out

(me seeing literally any black cat) homura is everywhere for those with eyes to see

how have i never played kowloon's curse: lost report before this is fuckin peak

OH: “putting a girl in my shoddily built guillotine

and she goes, do you think this is a good idea

and i go, there are no bad ideas, only bad executions”

it must be hard being a normal person who's not very interesting on a website like twitter these days. once upon a time people might have found you a bit tedious. now people don't even think you're a real human being. you have to be interesting to stand out from the bots

wtf does airport security have fucking mri machines now or what? (i am not allowed to take a photo of The Apparatus, obviously)

VAR FÖRSIKTIG NÄR DU KLIVER AV. DET KAN FÖREKOMMA STORT AVSTÅND MELLAN TÅG OCH PLATTFORM.

Please mind the gap between train and platform!

oh boy looks like today's adventure is gonna be the sleep deprivation kind

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes

the post-apocalyptic future will not be built on the 6502. it will be built on cortex-a53, mali-400 and aosp