social.noyu.me

no one is more dangerous than the person dogmatically considered safe

i am a very normal girl who definitely does not have half the cast of “haruhi” in her head and any rumours to the contrary are to be forwarded to my secretary kyon for immediate refutation in writing. uh i mean what

“so hikari do you prefer to look at things through a rational or an experiential lens”

yes

“do you use windows, linux or macos”

yes

“do you think in english, swedish or german”

yes

“do you hold the mouse right-handed and use the keyboard left-handed or vice-versa”

yes

my favourite easy meal:

• tagliatelle in boiling salted for water for 5min (1min less than the time to al dente on the box)
• drain most of the water, add olive oil and minced garlic (use a garlic press), turn up heat and stir 1 min
• take off heat, mix in grated “pizza cheese”

this is sort of a freakish variant of aglio e olio that's easier to prepare and more spicy. it's even better if you add chili flakes at the same time as the garlic

we regret to inform you that hikari has lost the game and that game is called not getting weirdly obsessed with coaltar of the deepers

i SWEAR yamaha are not giving me money to say this but i am still not over how good the PSS-A50 keybed is this thing is 100 fucking US dollars

girls love to celebrate their boundless empathy and then get oneshotted by the person they love who contains an infinite well of sorrow that cannot be saved simply by good intentions

(quoting https://twitter.com/jonnytickle/status/1859577232684892316 from twitter including the original photo)

Just walked past this strange billboard in central Moscow showing ‘Xi Jinping’s Favourite Phrases’

This one says “Delicious soup is cooked by combining different ingredients”

been showing my gf ggo s1 lately

(insert image of that “bisexuals fucking love the FN P90” tweet here)

sincerity is what makes you real even when you're unreal