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the great irony of our times is that burger king is called that and yet their fries are the main event; conversely, mcdonalds' logo is fries but their fries suck

tunes guitar to drop d, engages humbucker and sets amp sim to a metal tone

hmm this still doesn't sound right

actually uses the plectrum

OH SO THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE GOOD FOR

if there is the tiniest spark within you then you have to learn electric guitar. if you accomplish something else then good. if you accomplish nothing else then good. but you have to learn electric guitar

they say that musicians unconsciously brush their teeth at a perfect 120bpm

Luftfugter

Med skiftende lys

english is such a fake language what do you mean the word spelled gauge is pronounced to rhyme with greengage. if it's spelled gauge it should be pronounced gawge fuck you

having any meaningful musical skill on my terms feels an extremely long way off but i have to believe it's possible to get there and that regular practice will take me there

a bad part of my brain keeps making me want to look at various “midi guitars” out of some kind of curiosity but the guitarist part of my brain would rather kill herself than actually own one i think, they're all hideous and upset me at a fundamental level

guitar vacation (to the tune of “knife vacation”)

it's ridiculous how important practicing with a metronome seems to be when trying to learn to play something on an instrument, it's like my body “locks onto” the rhythm and actually starts playing properly in a way i simply wouldn't otherwise, and the effect persists afterwards