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thank you for asking. i am the prophet of the ontology. you are a points at symbol A. this decision is final

holy shit why did i ever willingly choose to interact with german bureaucracy what the fuck they can't even get something as basic as “using a single consistent name and single consistent format for the tax number” correct

i think it's really cool how the most popular ide these days includes a remote access trojan with encrypted reverse tunnel service to get around corporate firewalls for your data exfiltration and you might even get asked to use it for your job in direct violation of corp policy

local menus girl desperately needs to be parkour

guitar playing stimmy

inhabit the wound or die without being born

a dream has revealed some kind of darkness in my heart because apparently i dreamed that a friend tweeted a specific, upsetting thing, was fired because of it, and instead of being sympathetic my dream self wanted to point out their hypocrisy / opposing of their own interests

if you squint at it right, UIKit is a game engine https://social.noyu.me/@hikari/statuses/01JM7E8R0Z5C4SA7J823ESYC72

always amazed by the ability of dreams to create illusory new facts which contradict existing facts; the moment i notice the contradiction i panic because it implies i have gotten myself into an extremely stressful situation

realised i was dreaming and used this to fly around and explore a room recreated from childhood memories. apparently the walls had no more detail up close, only holes through which the repeating texture background of the far distance can be seen