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okay everyone i've got a great idea. we'll let the uk back into the eu so long as they go back to speaking middle english. this will promote harmony with the other germanic language-speaking nations of europe,
@hikari can we also require that all their Eurovision entries feature the sackbut?
@hikari we could also try going back to Norman French if that doesn't work out? Might make the actual situation even angrier though because Académie Française will be constantly upset that we aren't speaking Parisian French.