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bin/clang \
    -target armv6-apple-ios2 \
    hello-world.c \
    -nostdlib \
    -Wl,-U,_puts,-U,start,-alias,_dyld_stub_binding_helper,dyld_stub_binding_helper \
    -o hello-world.dylib

IT WORKS. iT WORKS,,,,

FEAR ME!!!!!

CPU emulation begins now.
hello, world
thread 'main' panicked at 'Attempted null-page access at 0x0 (0x4 bytes)', src/mem.rs:287:9

YES

YESSSSSSSS

I AM BECOME GOD

ah crap it only works when it uses the system linker, and I hadn't realised :(

that was the I AM A GENIUS

here is the OH NO:

ld64.lld: error: VANILLA relocation must be extern at offset -1577058268 of __TEXT,__text in …hello-world-e3240e.o
ld64.lld: error: VANILLA relocation has width 1 bytes, but must be 0 bytes at offset -1577058268 of __TEXT,__text in …hello-world-e3240e.o
ld64.lld: error: VANILLA relocation must be extern at offset -1593835520 of __TEXT,__text in …hello-world-e3240e.o
ld64.lld: error: VANILLA relocation has width 1 bytes, but must be 0 bytes at offset -1593835520 of __TEXT,__text in …hello-world-e3240e.o

i am pleased to announce that we are back. we are so back!!!

.\LLVM-11.0.1-win64\bin\clang.exe -fuse-ld=lld -target armv6-apple-ios2 hello-world.c -nostdlib "-Wl,-e,_main,-undefined,dynamic_lookup" -o hello-world -v

😤😤😤

i have Defeated the apple-eating dragon 🐉

https://github.com/hikari-no-yume/touchHLE/commit/d1072934d8bf75f04f014a1b070b9b8f12b0879f

this is definitely the most perverted, obscene thing i've ever done with a compiler. to my friends who work at Apple, have worked at Apple, or are possessed of such a shining divine Purpose that they have accumulated more Apple knowledge than any Apple employee could possibly know… you're allowed to kill me for this. well not really but

good news for stack smashers, the safety's off https://github.com/hikari-no-yume/touchHLE/commit/2960cf6260520685da39379803643ee4d82ec4ec

I am now cross-compiling to 32-bit iOS using upstream LLVM and no Apple headers, on Windows!

fear me

https://github.com/hikari-no-yume/touchHLE/actions/runs/5937842048

note: the resulting binary probably doesn't actually work on iOS, only in touchHLE. I could make it work on iOS but it would require some extra effort and I don't have a jailbroken iOS 6 device right now :)

@hikari now I wonder if you could target armv6-apple-ios2 with rustc easily (with stdlib), that would be cute