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you know how dentists hang something from the ceiling for you to focus your gaze upon while they're poking around in your mouth? mine apparently has a mobile of hot air balloon miniatures.
well, i think some weeb dentist out there needs to mount a glass display case of their favourite anime figures to the ceiling. much more visually interesting
they could be posed so it looks like they're skydiving, or having an ærial battle…
@hikari They do? Mine just has a lamp and occasionally asks me questions about how my job is going for me to grunt in response to
@hikari “How’s work going? Good?”
“Mmm”
“Still at Twitter?”
“Uh-uh”
“Oh, where are you now?”
“Guh-guh”
“Nice, my husband works at Google too. They have great insurance. Oh, but you’re on your parents’ plan I guess”
“Mmm”
“You switch jobs a lot don’t you?”
[double exhale]
“Mmm”
“Still at Twitter?”
“Uh-uh”
“Oh, where are you now?”
“Guh-guh”
“Nice, my husband works at Google too. They have great insurance. Oh, but you’re on your parents’ plan I guess”
“Mmm”
“You switch jobs a lot don’t you?”
[double exhale]
@saagar ones that want to be at least somewhat child-friendly do, at least
@hikari Sadly none will recognize my inner child