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the one-state solution and two-state solutions didn't work so the UN is coming back with its best proposal yet: the three-state solution. Israel, Palestine and Israel 2
sorry for being comedic here but i feel like joking about this conflict is less disrespectful than being earnest about it in the particularly horribly biased way the western establishment is
in thirty years they'll propose the four-state solution. Israel, Palestine, Israel 2, and Israel: West Bank Edition
the five-state solution: Israel, Palestine, Israel 2, Israel: West Bank Edition and Israel: If We Give You This Will You Actually Voluntarily Give Up On Your Whole Apartheid And Ethnic Cleansing Project Pretty Please? We Are Unwilling To Actually Hold You To This Edition
Former Ottoman Sanjak of Jerusalem (F.O.S.O. Jerusalem)
a great scholar once said: “continuing to support an apartheid regime that is no longer trying to make its genocide plausibly deniable may kill a lot of people, but it also helps the united states to achieve geopolitical objectives, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,”
there is no justice in the world! happy halloween!
(1960s cold war guy voice) but South Africa is the only democracy in— (radio sounds) hold up. i'm getting informed that America isn't a democracy. uhhhhh
@hikari one laptop per child is out, one state per child is in
@0xabad1dea this is at least as workable as the Oslo Accords
@hikari israel 2! israel 2!
@hikari Fuck it, we’re doing five states.