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seventh and ninth chords are a scam made up by Big Chord to sell more chords
dyads are a scam made up by Big Note to sell more notes. triads are a scam made up by Big Dyad to sell more dyads. tetrads are a scam made up by Big Triad to sell more triads. pentads are a scam made up by Big Tetrad to sell more tetrads. don't you see?????
shit i didn't know about monads. what is this, haskell
inversions are a scam made up by Big Modulo to sell more modular arithmetic
just intonation is a scam made up by Big Interval to convince you to buy enharmonic duplicates!!!!
octaves are a scam made up by Big Binary Floating Point to convince you that log2 is useful for something
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@hikari anything other than a 440Hz sine wave is a scam by big Fourier to sell you more frequencies
@hikari "i would like a major semitone and a minor semitone please" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged