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my fellow germericans… if elected as your bundespräsident, i will make db use ai technology to accurately predict in advance when your train will be delayed, so you can get out of bed an hour later. together, we'll make germany late agai— i mean early
you believe that ice must be destroyed? offenbar stimmt die deutsche bahn aktiengesellschaft zu
one of my favourite parts of the deutsche bahn experience (trademark protected in germany) is when your train is delayed by 30 minutes because the track is blocked, and 30 minutes will come and go without any train, and without an updated time, so you panic thinking you missed it
eventually like five or ten minutes after the new time, you'll get informed of the new new time.
this is such a common experience you'd think, hope, they would have a better procedure for it. e.g. “train is delayed by at least thirty minutes, await further information”
my train was only 72 minutes delayed! an auspicious number. they should sell lottery tickets based on how many minutes delayed your train is. big prizes only with three digits
finally in copenhagen only 109 minutes late. vi er såååå tilbage
@saagar are you sure
@hikari I was at a DB station the other day and my ÖBB train was marked as 30 minutes late on the board. I panicked when the ÖBB app train tracker showed the train pulling out of the platform and heading off, but that seems to have been be a complete fiction, made up because DB don’t share any live running data with ÖBB. (I really want RealTimeTrain.co.uk for Europe; it’s one of the few things the UK actually does well.)