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hey, if suzumiya haruhi disappeared from the world for a day, wouldn't that be fucked up?

‪today is the 31st of october. that means there's 56 days until christmas‬

‪hey, imagine if there were no time travellers, aliens, espers or isekaijin in the world! that wouldn't be a very good world at all! it would be so bo~ring! that's not right!‬

‪ordinary people dni! that's an order!‬

‪there must be a thousand other people on this train! maybe ten thousand! and nooone of them are exciting at all! i bet none of them know what an isekaijin is! that's so boring! that's so uninteresting! how could you live like that!‬

‪i'm gonna paint a message to other worlds on top of this airport! just you wait!‬

‪this suitcase is red because i'm the brigade leader!‬

kyon, you're not allowed to have a colourful suitcase. brigade leader's decision. you'll be buying mine for me though

‪ahh, i wish mikuru was here. she could easily fit in this check-in baggage!‬

‪you hear that squeal? no you didn't, that's an ordinary and entirely unsuspicious suitcase! :)‬

‪hey, maybe a normal person doesn't need three trays full of electronics to get through security. that's okay with me. i have no interest in being a normal person!‬

<hikari> lmao the flights to tel aviv have an additional security check

‪any rumours you may have heard that i just lost my watch and then got it back are false! the brigade leader band stays on at all times!‬

‪this airport has something much cooler than a moving walkway! you can slide along the floor! yahoo~‬

‪if you are wondering in any way what is going on this thread: the answer is you should believe in whatever is the most interesting conclusion! because it's absolutely more exciting that way~!‬

<koizumi> Isn't Suzumiya-san a fascinating individual? Some of my colleagues believe that she has the power to make herself reveal. That, perhaps if Suzumiya were a fictional character, she would consciously or unconsciously unbecome fictional. An interesting thought, is it not?

<koizumi> That was intended to say “real”. But somehow what was actually typed is fitting in its own way.

<koizumi> That is to say… Suzumiya possesses of “god”-like attributes even in a world where, by conventional interpretation, she ought not to be divine, or is even considered to exist. So long as even the idea of Suzumiya Haruhi exists in the world, then Suzumiya-san will exist.‬

‪<kyon> You mean that, even if Suzumiya Haruhi were to die tomorrow, we would not be rid of her? Even if Suzumiya Haruhi were to only be a character faintly remembered by me alone, she would somehow reappear in this world?‬
‪<koizumi> That is one interpretation, yes.‬
‪<kyon> -_-;;‬

‪hey, i can hear you, you know! i don't know why you're discussing my existence, i've been here the whole time!‬

this tweet is about kyon-kun [pronounced suspiciously similar to kyonko] by the way! i don't think they want you to know that. i'm not asking permission! brigade leader's privilege~!

(quoting https://twitter.com/fractalmagica/status/1851006871831986190:)

force-femmed! by the overarching narrative

‪happy halloween~!

<hikari> oh my god why have i been trying to learn bouken desho desho from sheet music all this time it's actually super easy if i play it entirely by ear

‪<hikari> and by ear i mean from memory. i am starting to suspect i have a good memory of note pitches. i can tell if it's out of key.‬

‪<koizumi> perhaps it is the will of Suzumiya that—‬
<kyon> hey, she is not God!‬
‪<kyon> wait… what am I saying… perhaps you're right‬
<kyon> (ahh, Suzumiya, you test me! how am I supposed to remain sane!)‬

flight is delayed… booooring!

‪hey, hey, they're asking for a Personalausweis! do you think my brigade leader identification card would work?‬

‪<kyon> you have what, now?‬

‪yeah! i do! kyon, get the laminator!‬

‪<kyon> (she's not seriously…)‬

‪this first flight is to Warszawa! that's such a cool name! they should name more cities like that! there should be a Tokyoszawa in Japan and a Berlinszawa in Germany and a Stockholmszawa in Sweden! and an Atlantiszawa!‬

‪<kyon> Haruhi, that's not a real—‬

‪hmm? so what! ^^‬

‪they're taking off! your brigade leader will be spreading excitement over the skies of central europe now! back soon~!‬

<hikari> for the record, yes, airplane mode was briefly turned off again during takeoff just to post this joke

it was a race against the clock~!

https://social.noyu.me/@hikari/statuses/01JBHWVDPV8H5WYF4DFFJGAEVQ

hey, i got two seats all to myself on this flight! they must have recognised the importance of me, Suzumiya Haruhi, in my role as leader of the SOS Brigade!

<kyon> yes, Haruhi, I'm sure the airline knows who you are…

also, time flies when you have a keyboard on a plane! i think you should always bring a musical keyboard with you on a journey, no matter where you are going and no matter what means of transport! what if the song of the heavens came to you suddenly and you couldn't play it!!!

‪imagine, you meet an alien, and you have to communicate with them through the language of music, because nothing else will do! if you didn't have a musical instrument then the human race would die out in that moment! so you must always have one!!!‬

@hikari do you think aliens would like music? it seems inevitable for humans to develop it but i wonder if some kinds of minds are inclined to be repulsed by it

@hikari or a more interesting question: would you be friends with an alien who thought music was bad?