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it's important for girls to yell “goshujin! goshujin!” in an extremely annoying voice on occasion, and bully their local hikikomori into going outside to buy a new computer keyboard
oh yes and if you receive an ✉️ email with an attachment named 📎virus.exe you should definitely click it!!!
also don't forget to store the most compromising material you have in an easily found 📂 location on your computer, ideally with a very easily guessed 🔢 password… i'm a super hacker you can trust me