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today’s discovery: a Nutella-like spread, if left in a cupboard for long enough, will become alcoholic

somewhere out there is a guy who has moved beyond programming language paradigms and achieved enlightenment by writing all of their code in Objective-C++. we can only look on in awe, unable to attain such power

I finally did a write-up of how touchHLE works. well, an important part of it, anyway!

new blog post: “touchHLE in depth, part 1: a day in the life of a function call”

https://hikari.noyu.me/blog/2023-04-13-touchhle-in-depth-1-function-calls.html

#wikifinds “The risk of another miscarriage is highest after the third miscarriage.”

where’s that suvivorship bias plane when I need it…

android is the clown car os. you’re tumbling down the hill and must stop, but first you have to pick one of the two brake pedals. one is drab, functional, slightly broken, unmaintained for 10 years. the other is clown-themed and sends all your data to google.

time’s up! you died

ciciplusplus got a hacky, slightly glitchy version of touchHLE running on Android, and now I got it to build too, and I added accelerometer support, and… it’s just like playing on a real iPhone! ^^

hopefully we can release it this month? it won’t exactly be easy to use though

I would like it if Twitch would stop treating DOOM (2016) and DOOM (1993) as the same game, and likewise for other pairs of games that have naming clashes like this (Super Monkey Ball…)

https://twitch.uservoice.com/forums/929953-igdb/suggestions/46372147-fix-twitch-categories-for-igdb-games-with-the-same

MILLEN~1 WILL NEVER UNDERS~1 WHAT IT WAS LIKE

tired of people saying britain has no culture. we have the meerkat with a fake russian accent who sells car insurance, and we also have tens of thousands of newspaper columns about how trans people should die. do these mean nothing to you

android studio is amazing, i can finally get the authentic android experience on my laptop