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I won’t say Super Monkey Ball for iPhone is the best game ever, but I really like it. I never seem to get tired of it. it’s the one game that, when I quickly start it up in touchHLE for testing purposes, I find hardest to put down

“Bjarne Däcker - How Erlang got its name | Code BEAM STO 19”

cool talk about the history of Erlang and what Ericsson had tried before it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ytatCDEGyc

is the new Rust trademark policy going to exempt the Rust logo when used as a favicon? because every website hosting rustdoc output might be in trouble otherwise :p

I gotta say, as someone who is trying to write a ”blog” on the ”online”, I hate Google’s webmaster console. what’s the point of being able to submit a sitemap if Google refuse to index it. what’s the point of submitting URLs for indexing if Google simply won’t index them.

today’s discovery: a Nutella-like spread, if left in a cupboard for long enough, will become alcoholic

somewhere out there is a guy who has moved beyond programming language paradigms and achieved enlightenment by writing all of their code in Objective-C++. we can only look on in awe, unable to attain such power

I finally did a write-up of how touchHLE works. well, an important part of it, anyway!

new blog post: “touchHLE in depth, part 1: a day in the life of a function call”

https://hikari.noyu.me/blog/2023-04-13-touchhle-in-depth-1-function-calls.html

#wikifinds “The risk of another miscarriage is highest after the third miscarriage.”

where’s that suvivorship bias plane when I need it…

android is the clown car os. you’re tumbling down the hill and must stop, but first you have to pick one of the two brake pedals. one is drab, functional, slightly broken, unmaintained for 10 years. the other is clown-themed and sends all your data to google.

time’s up! you died

ciciplusplus got a hacky, slightly glitchy version of touchHLE running on Android, and now I got it to build too, and I added accelerometer support, and… it’s just like playing on a real iPhone! ^^

hopefully we can release it this month? it won’t exactly be easy to use though