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i will be at 37c3 btw

cat that meows at you in Emaj7

trying to be just that little bit more sparkly, as of late

weird to realise i've willingly embraced chat systems that don't have /me and haven't thought about it in years. i used to consider that a basic feature!

[BRUSSELS, BELGIUM]
EU commission guy who comes up with the logos: ok so this new EU agency is gonna deal with cyber sec right
me, cyber sec expert: yeah
EU guy: okay so i'm drawing a blank. gimme some material here. what is cyber sec is to you
me: well personally it's a crusade against memory unsafety in general and the C programming language in particular
EU guy: what's that
me: [gestures at my dart board made from a copy of K&R]
EU guy: oh perfect. the boss'll love this. cya
me: wait wh—

i seem to really like using the word “beauty” lately but i should probably stress that i do not consider this a scarce quality, nor something that needs to be safeguarded against some kind of “ugliness”

i Love to drink oral rehydration solution. oral rehydration solution, really quenches the thirst. oral rehydration solution, always have it handy. you'll never know when you need oral rehydration solution. it even comes in great flavours like unspecified citrus. ors, order today

birbs, for your appreciation. thank u

remember a few months back when the sky turned red over manhattan? at the time, a lot of people discovered their phones couldn't take a picture of it. their phones recognised the sky but didn't believe it was actually that colour, and “corrected” it…

“there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy” is a very old and well-known insult, but it's nonetheless stuck in my mind recently