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not many people know that when you play a guitar it becomes slowly bound to your spirit. already at 1% bonding it is no longer possible for you to resell it. if it reaches 100% you can extract materia but this destroys the guitar

having a guitar suddenly makes me feel like i'm musicianing correctly because hey wait these IEMs i already had are designed for guitarists and this audio interface i already had's high-z input is designed for a guitar and its lack of stereo monitoring is also designed for guitar

i still can't believe the 2017 retina macbook (the one with the single usb-c port) runs modern linux mostly better than it does macos wtf. it's incredibly smooth. thank god for wayland

ahh fuck it falling back asleep isn't gonna happen, going to get up and record that yamaha demo midi that's been stuck in my head the past day or two for some reason and which isn't on youtube

electric guitar is such an Experience man… even with nothing in the signal path, even when completely unamplified. solid body forever

what the fuck guitars have aim assist for pitch. i can't believe fretboards actually Work and are this easy to use. i somehow was under the mistaken impression that it was just a guide

call it cope but i think i prefer having online friends to local irl ones even if i wish we could meet more often and just walk into eachother's rooms, it's complicated

shady guy trying to sell you a beat-up obscure guitar enthusiastically tells you it's “slept on”, but you're having none of it. as you begin to zone out while staring at his face incredulously, you suddenly notice he has an unusual pattern of six long, parallel scars on his cheek

i think every shopping mall layout planner should wake up one morning with their soul suddenly separated from their body at a random location within the largest mall they've designed and have to walk at a snail's pace in endless circles until they find their soul

I HAVE BOUGHT A FUCKINg GUITAR