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i will be at 37c3 btw

‪throwing this out there because there's potentially a few people i haven't met who follow me here and are also going, and who i might want to meet. no promises but ‬

‪i happen to be at a moment in my life where i want to be more adventurous and meet more new people, make of that what you will‬

‪how do the CCC still have tickets to sell, wow. well, good news for everyone who wants to make a last-minute decision‬

i'm hoping to somehow find a way not to be indoors all the time

oh if i'm reading the map correctly, the congress centre is right next to a huge park?

„[Der Park] ist ganzjährig geöffnet und der Eintritt ist frei.“

🙏

‪in just a few hours' time i'll be on my way to the germany… ‬

help, i am supposed to be on a train operated by deutsche bahn, but it arrived and departed on time???

the train also arrived on time… in fact, we were off the train three minutes early. three! i believe the only possible explanation is that this is because most of the journey was actually with dsb and took place in denmark

i'm at 37c3!! i've been having fun, @ or dm me or whatever if you're interested in meeting me

MISCONCEPTION: the industrial prowess of germany, center of the european project, is due to a confluence of complex factors, such as geography, history, cultural factors, and so on
REALITY: germany's power derives entirely from laugengebäck. germans live only for brezel

even outside the congress center, we can't escape the NixOS propaganda 😔 #37c3

what the fuck they sell rhubarb spritzer at #37c3 and it's great and why have i never drank something rhubarb-flavoured before

OH: “dutch is just german for littles”

the mood of the moment is: lonely crt with no signal flickering away in a dimly lit room at a convention that's in teardown filmed by a camera with broken optical image stabilisation

‪(i took that about an hour before i posted it)‬

‪it's over, and it was great‬

help, the return train also departed on time?

there's no on-board wifi for some reason so they still fucked up something. さすがDB

@hikari thats fucked up

@hikari Are you sure you're still in the right universe?

@hikari Are you imbued with some special magic? If yes, could you please join me the next time I travel by train? 😂

@hikari rhubarb pie is so good, can't remember seeing it used for anything else

@vildis @hikari if you have access to a bunch of rhubarb, rhubarb cordial/squash is amazing

- 3 kg rhubarb
- 50g citric acid
- cover in cold water and let sit for 2 days
- strain liquid
- boil with sugar (up to 1kg per litre, less if you have freezer space for storage, but the sugary version can be stored in room temp)
- bottle

drink diluted with water, in cocktails or whatever you fancy :)

@hikari@social.noyu.me can confirm, i drive down to germany every two months to buy frozen pretzels to fuel my gf

@hikari I eat way too much Laugengebäck

@hikari I’m interested in meeting you. I’m not at CCC but the interest is there

@hikari (yes the first line is “sentences that have big stalker vibes out of context”)

@hikari ooh, did you get to experience DSB 7-11

@Ninji @hikari Yeah, there was a 7-11 guy on the train

@hikari I was on a train last week where I thought it was at the wrong station because it was consistently arriving several minutes early to each stop and departing on time. This is in a country where it is not unusual for a long-distance train to be eight hours late

@hikari@social.noyu.me dsb isn't amazing but i'll take them over db any day

@hikari I also went back on the same day and that train was 20 minutes late. Feels like the world is normal again lol

@hikari it’s a Christmas miracle

@hikari

@hikari I'm on a db train and it was 1 minute late. incredible ;p

@leftpaddotpy did you check your watch? maybe it is in the wrong time zone, for example,

@hikari i made my connection because it was 5 minutes late. winning tbh

@hikari I was on a train earlier. It was diverted and went to my destination directly, so I saved a stopover. I was confused that I got there earlier than planned, that never happens here in Germany. 😂