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there are three flavours of soda: cola, lemon, and mystery. scientists believe this latter category is by far the largest, with most of its members still undocumented

melon is also mystery

@hikari Doc P not being in the cola category feels like a meme I'm not aware of?

Otherwise, yeah "Mystery" is a huge category filled with all sorta weirdos in need of further research

As a kid I used to live off a mixture of dandelion and burdock‬ and things like cherryade that were just dirt cheap store brand brightly colour fizzy sugar water, especially when visiting grandparents

@hikari

mystery:

• Lucozade Original
• Vimto (Purple)
• Chupa Chups soda
• Spezi
• Fassbrause
• Vimto (Red)
• Aloe Vera
• Mate
• Mio Mio Lapacho/Lemongrass

@hikari Irn-Bru is just Bizarro Trocadero, I will die on this hill

@hikari (they’re both my favourite soda)