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there are three flavours of soda: cola, lemon, and mystery. scientists believe this latter category is by far the largest, with most of its members still undocumented

‪examples:‬

‪cola‬
‪- coca-cola‬
‪- pepsi‬

‪lemon‬
‪- sprite‬
‪- 7-up‬
‪- fanta lemon‬
‪- probably fanta orange also, citrus fruits are inbred‬

‪mystery‬
‪- irn bru‬
‪- uludağ gazoz‬
‪- dr pepper‬
‪- cream soda‬
‪- trocadero‬
‪- dandelion and burdock‬
‪- those extremely cheap sodas with implausible flavours‬