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someone asked why touchHLE will never support 64-bit apps. I decided to give a full response: https://github.com/hikari-no-yume/touchHLE/issues/181#issuecomment-1777098259

just established the world's first and only Gay State, the state for gay people. if you're a real gay (fake gays excluded), you can Return here right away! we have millions of homes available here in the Gay State, just sitting empty because they uhh, fell off the back of a truck

do you like artistic pursuits and old technology? do you love technical detail? then oh boy are midi synthesisers a great new hyperfixation

if you have a Nintendo Switch you have to go on the eShop and buy the game called “Suika Game” immediately. it's extremely good 🍉

Is your partner a numeric programmer? Know the signs! Check their texts:

• BDSM — basis-vectors, doubles, singles and (transformation) matrices
• DILDO — double in, long double out
• FUCK — fixed-point unsigned clustering of k-means
• SLUT — signed/single-precision look-up table
• SEXTOY — sign extension OY (Finnish optimising compiler vendor)

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is there a project to translate the WIPP messages (http://wipp.info/ ; “this place is not a place of honor” etc) into every language. if not, it must be started. my gf just remarked to me that these should be the new sample texts for translation, instead of the Lord's Prayer

ok so i finally fixed C++ vtables/RTTI in touchHLE,,,

political belief that probably makes me unelectable: it is a good thing if police have limited resources and can't actually enforce all the laws on the books, instead having to focus on relatively more impactful crimes

recently i've been trying to make touchHLE's 2D bitmap drawing code (CGBitmapContext implementation) support arbitrary rotation, scaling, and translation. i'm very nearly done! here's some fun screenshots of what apps looks like with my test code that adds a 0.1 radians rotation