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oh my god, if you buy a modern steinberg (aka yamaha) usb audio interface it has a built-in yamaha effect processor with an adorably… 2000's-yamaha-software ui for controlling it

aaah man i cannot tell you what is wrong or why but these IEMs like the output of my ~professional~ usb audio interface (the kind made for musicians, not for audiophiles) whereas they sound noticeably worse on every device i have that has a 3.5mm output :(

remembered that property rights over beings that can feel pain do legally exist and rather uncomfortable with this

they need to make danbooru but for tagging of music gear

girls will hear the doppler effect on the engine noises of a passing electric car and be like wow sick riff

guy who says “the guitar” but in their idiolect this is an instance of inalienable possession, like a body part, and always refers to their own guitar

i have a weird set of musician brainworms:

• does not like acquiring and having too many Things
• wants the Things to be small, portable, flexible

but:

• does not want to be trapped inside the computer
• rather fond of legacy technology that is, by and large, uh, large

i was going to make a shitpost about mutsumi bandori but i don't want to now she doesn't deserve it

unsurprisingly the vector line art illustration of an electric guitar in the manual for the yamaha qy100 portable midi sequencer (from the year 2000) is of a yamaha pacifica

iiiiiiii think i want a zoom ms-80ir+ it is basically exactly the product i was hoping existed

you see, it's not just

• a highly versatile guitar multi-effect pedal
• cute, small, portable

it also

• does amp simulation, with headphone output
• is a usb audio interface